(Source: aubzplaza)

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

(Source: andrewbelami)

darkhair-vlines asked:
i fancy you

no u


ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

5,187 plays In Between Days The Cure The Head On The Door

anotherfuckingnobody:

The Cure - In Between Days

The Head on the Door (1985)