There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
i fancy you
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
The Cure - In Between Days
The Head on the Door (1985)