(Source: dboybaker)

  • if i was a doctor
  • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  • me: okay take off your underwear

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do


jocelyngarroways:

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

my insecurities have been confirmed by my friends discussing them behind my back and I’ve also found out they don’t actually like me this is well cool 

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

ap3rture:

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

one?

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.